19 5 / 2012
A day with my period.
- Yo: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Yo: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Yo: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Yo: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- Yo: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Yo: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- Yo: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Yo: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Yo: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- Yo: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Yo: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Yo: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Yo: Yell at a puppy.
- Yo: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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